looks like ‘Car Trouble’ just became a series…
is for the delightfully beautiful Jen, (hotlipedjen) and the equally delightful and gorgeous Patty (Pattyanne) coz we think
two days after Car Trouble 2, the Rematch………………
on” Spike said impatiently, he’d been waiting for sundown.
are we going?” Buffy asked
get my car back from the pound”
they think that you’re the one that stole MY car, that you were the third member of the gang that – well you know
– it’ll locked up good and proper – it might even be crushed by now”
you better just bloody well hope it’s not!” Spike retorted hotly
hope – what do I care about that heap of junk?!”
scowled at her and said crossly,
is NOT, repeat NOT a heap of junk – it’s a classic that car – and YOU better hope it’s still in one
piece, else I’ll have to just start borrowing YOUR car”
car, is locked up in a garage, and I have the keys, how are you going to borrow it if………oh - you wouldn’t!”
just gave her a look.
I would! You don’t think a lock and no keys would stop the ‘Big Bad’ now, do you? – Hot-wiring’s
a piece of piss, a five year old could do it!”
knew Spike would be as good as his word, and she didn’t need the Scoobies seeing him swan around in her car and start
to ask questions, besides which, she wouldn’t let Willow learn to drive in it, saying something about the insurance
didn’t cover her, and the gods alone knew how much insurance she paid anyway………
shift yourself, we haven’t got all night!” Spike held the back door open for her.
a deep sigh, Buffy left with him. She didn’t have much choice really, now did she?
how many cars are in here anyway – it’s a national disgrace – just look at them all – the cops are
the biggest car thieves of all…there must be…let me see…one, two, three…………………………twelve,
by one, two………twelve by fifteen rows…bloody hell – that’s 180 cars!”
shut up and find your car!” Buffy groused.
try HARDER………I’d have thought that you could do it by smell alone………Spike, get down!”
pulled Spike down behind a battered old station wagon, as a huge floodlight suddenly illuminated the pound.
hell…” Spike morphed into his demon, what Buffy had said about the smell was actually a good idea, not that he’d
tell her that…
they were satisfied that nobody was coming, they ran/crept, keeping their heads down along the rows of cars.
you know where it is yet?” Buffy hissed, following Spike.
here – what the – bloody gits! They could damage the paintwork sticking all this tape on it!”
car was covered in bright yellow, three-inch wide sticky tape, with ‘SDPD Forensics’ printed on it.
wouldn’t THAT be a tragedy” Buffy mumbled sarcastically
just glared at her and began to pull the tape off.
don’t just stand there, help me!”
here aren’t I – what more do you want?” Buffy made a half-hearted attempt to rip off some tape.
are you going to get it past the barrier, there’s a guy in the booth, he’s most likely a cop”
were you come in”
want you to drive the car out, I’ll sort the rest”
- are you crazy – NO WAY!”
way slayer, else I’ll be borrowing YOUR car for the foreseeable future………there, now get in, put you
hair up and put this on”
of the whelp’s baseball caps…pull it well down, and drive to the booth”
didn’t like it, but she liked the alternative even less…………
snatched the keys off Spike and started the car up, revving the engine, making Spike glare at her, she non too carefully steered
the car to the end of the row, and sharply pulled right, narrowly missing a concrete column.
smiled to herself imagining Spike cussing her under his breath.
got to the booth, and could hear Buffy coming. Buffy deliberately crashed the gears, revved the engine and kangaroo-hopped
to the booth.
could see Spike crouching outside the booth entrance, and stopped at the barrier.
did you get in here Miss? – You are supposed to come IN this way first – how did you gain access to the –
didn’t look at the guy; she just stared ahead, and sensed rather than saw Spike open the booth door.
guy heard the door open and turned
–what – hey you can’t come in here – UH!”
it!” Spike gave the bloke one punch, and the guy slumped, knocked out. Spike carefully sat him on his chair, and pressed
the button for the barrier to open. It rose up and Buffy drove through, with a squeal of breaks, really fast.
thought she’d pull something like that, and ran, jumping and running over other cars and flew through the plastic sheeting
that substituted for a near-side back window, landing on the back seat.
funny slayer, now shift across, and BE CAREFUL you’ll burn the bloody clutch out the way you drive!”
resisted the temptation to say, ‘what’s a clutch’……
have thought they’d have had a valeting service and cleaned it out…it smells like a bar in here!”
gods…don’t let them see me!”
could see Xander and Anya, and Willow and Tara walking up the road ahead.
now…want to stop and chat with your friends, pet?”
drive!” Buffy hissed at Spike from the foot-well where she’d hidden herself.
grinned down at her, and bibbed his horn at the Scoobies as he drove passed.
thought she’d tease Spike, and ran her fingers up his leg.
hell!” he cussed and swerved slightly, then he grinned, and instead of taking her back home as planned, Spike gunned
the car towards the secluded spot by the lakes, AKA – Make-out Mile…………
up from the foot-well, Buffy realised that they should have been at her house by now.
are we? – Spike, you said you’d take me home!”
I will, after we’ve-“
no! Not tonight, I’ve got to get back – The gang were making for my house, and they’ll start asking questions
if I’m not there!”
if your not there, you can’t answer them, can you!” Spike said with a grin as he switched off the engine and turned
in his seat towards her.
not in the mood!” Buffy pouted and folded her arms across her chest.
grinned, he knew she was lying – but he loved it when she played hard to get…not that he’d tell her that
– coz it fed his ego with a big shiny spoon when he thought he’d ‘talked’ or possibly ‘stroked’
her round into changing her mind…
you you are, pet!” Spike nuzzled her neck.
hunched up her shoulder to keep his cool questing lips away from her sensitive places, places Spike knew SO well that would
get her motor running in a trice.
not!” She pressed her thighs tightly together, and turned towards the door, coz her traitorous body was always letting
her down, and she didn’t want Spike to smell her arousal.
blew softly in her ear, and bought his hand up to fondle her breast.
are too…look, your nipples are all hard and ‘wanty’
– ah – so – S-SO n-not…stop it – w-wanty? Wha-what’s w-wanty – oh!”
continued kissing her neck…
know, they want me to…do this………”
didn’t have time to blink before Spike had opened her top, unclipped her front opening bra, and had his mouth closed
over one of her hard nipples, sucking, he gently plucked at the other one.
thighs fell open and the rich heady aroma of her desire for him filled his flaring nostrils, she groaned with delight, making
his dick even harder.
knew there was no point protesting, besides which, she did feel like it now – Spike knew just the way to push her buttons
to get her going…
her breast, he slid his hand down and undid her jeans, slipping his hand inside her ridiculously tiny panties, his cool fingers
sliding over her hot moist sex made Buffy gasp.
tell me you don’t want to” Spike slid two fingers inside her, circling her clit with his thumb.
couldn’t speak, she just rocked her hips up towards his hand, and reached for his zip, and undid it, the belt too. She
pulled them down slightly, and his huge erection bobbed before her face, quickly she grabbed it and slipped the angry looking
purplish huge bulbous knob into her mouth.
was Spike’s turn to gasp as she sucked and pumped him, she could barely get half of him into her mouth he was so big,
but it didn’t stop her trying and she sucked lustily, rolling his balls around in their wrinkly sac, making Spike’s
rolling eyes cross.
lowered his head and took alternate swipes at her distended clit with his tongue, then his thumb. She was so wet and he dipped
his head lower to mop up her ambrosial wetness, he felt her mouth leave him as she cried out her orgasm, and he ground the
heel of his hand against her pubic bone as she bucked and writhed, increasing and prolonging her pleasure.
slipped him back into her mouth once she’d calmed, and while sucking his knob, she swiped her tongue back and forth
over the leaking slit – Christ! It was SO good, she felt his whole body stiffen, and his over-sized shaft swell even
bigger, and she knew he was coming – this time though, she didn’t pull away as she’d done in the past, she
felt his balls rise in their sac and Spike also knew that this time she wasn’t going to pull away either, the thought
of him hosing down her throat was enough to drive him over the edge and he cried out as he spurted thick gobbets of come into
her mouth, and Buffy pumped, and sucked and swallowed every last drop.
a moment or two, Spike raised his head and grinned
babe…that was – wow – why didn’t – I mean not that I’m complaining, just the opposite
– how come you didn’t pull away?”
felt her cheeks flame – which was totally ridiculous, but she just shrugged.
to try it”
what – I wanted to try it, so I tried it!”
knew not to push her, least she decided not to do it again…
and sit on my lap, kitten, face me…………ahh – that’s it…ooooohhhhh, that feels good!”
slid down onto his huge hardness, she gasped, his size shocking her every time, in this position, he was able to play with
her breasts, nibble on her neck and if need be, slip his hand down in between them to pinch her clitoris.
cried out her forth orgasm, and Spike quickly followed suit, when headlights coming up the lane had them duck down on the
back seat. They could hear, through the flapping polythene that Spike had ripped through diving onto the back seat earlier,
the sound of a police radio chattering away.
fuck, the law…you stay down pet, I’m just going to…” Spike just hitched up his jeans, climbed into
the drivers seat and started up the engine, and took off like a bat out of hell.
squad car had already passed them, and was shining their torches into the other cars parked up, the ones with steamy windows…
on the main road, Spike slowed down, and glanced in the rear-view mirror and saw Buffy was dressed.
know what they are?” Spike asked, jerking his thumb backwards to indicate the cops,
tell you exactly what they are! They are a big bunch of bloody perverts, that’s what they are – bunch of car-stealing
– torch-shining- trigger-happy, shoot –first-ask-questions-later- tax-leeching - bloody voyeuristic – “
me off here Spike, I can cut through the cemetery, make out I already had a tussle with a vamp” **which is true** Buffy thought dryly.
– oh okay…so see you tomorrow, Kitten, (he winked at her) be good”
got out, and stuck her head through the ripped plastic, and she smiled and said,
tomorrow…Angel’s coming over – bye!” Buffy took off between the cemetery gates, knowing full well
Spike couldn’t follow her in the car, and he would be ‘hopping mad’ being passed over just because ‘the
poof’ was coming…
glared at her retreating figure… he listened hard, he could swear he could hear her laughing…a sudden idea came
to him, and Spike’s glare turned to a grin…so, Peaches was coming over to Sunny D, was he…now THAT was an
opportunity too good to miss………………
End (unless you think different and want more!)